London Private House

Yes, you’d like that:
a mansion in the countryside, with a big terrace, in front of the beach and behind Friedrichstrasse, beautiful outlook, elegant and fine, from the bathroom window the view is alpine - but the movie theatre is just at a pass. The whole thing modest and unpretentious: nine bedrooms, or better make it ten! Oak trees on the roof garden over the den, radio, central heating, vacuum cleaner, Servants invisible in their demeanour, a sweet woman, lively and gorgeous - (and one for the weekend, just to chat) - a library and all around that perfect serenity and quiescence. In the shed two ponies, four thoroughbred stallions, eight cars, motocycles, all of them at your personal care – no kidding! And in your spare time you go hunting deer.
Kurt Tucholsky